Welcome to my one-page page. Here I have links to all the things I have created that don't fit into one of my existing websites. Most of these only reqire a single page in fact, and thus the name one-page. I'd like to say right off the bat that a lot of these are private jokes, most of these are also heavily influenced by the excellent website, YTMND, and in fact several of them have been submitted to YTMND. This, however, is my private gallery. Here you'll find everything that didn't end up on that site, as well as a few things that have no place there. Please enjoy.

This is what I do the most of. Quick and simple pages done in the style of YTMND. I find this format is a very useful medium for humor. Most of these are created for the purpose of entertaining my close friends, and so many of them might be nearly impossible to understand for somebody who is not a member of our group. To help you navigate, I have marked with an astrisk (*) those pages which will absolutely not make sense to you unless you are one of my close friends. Note that some that are not marked with astrisks might still be inside jokes that pertain to all of the internet, or maybe to just a single site, such as YTMND. So if you haven't seen All Your Base, or don't know what the hell an Epic Maneuver is, there is a good chance you wont get a lot of these. Also note that some of these which do not have an Astrisk may actually come from inside jokes shared by my friends and I, but that I feel the jokes are clear enough that an outsider will be able to laugh at them. Note that I do NOT claim all of these sounds or images, or even concepts as my own. Some of them are mine, but not all. However, throughout all of these, I am the one who took the pictures, sound, and text, and put them together. I hope you enjoy!

Far fewer in number than my picture/sound/text pages are my more serious works. This obviously isn't all of the writing I do--I am an English Major after all. However, some writings are important or well written enough to deserve display, but do not fit into the categories I have on my website. An essay expressing my opinion, or a short story would go on /ROOT/Users/Linkskywalker. However, there's no place there for my crossanalysis of the legend of The Sword in the Stone, nore my 14 page essay detailing my first encounter with my girlfriend. And so was this section born! This section also houses comedy pages that don't fit above, or anything else that I don't have enough of to fill an entire section. Have fun!