Junk The House Needs
This is a completely unordered list of things that need to be done to my house, to be sorted at a later time.
Add Ethernet wires inside the wall.
Improve how secure the basement door is.
Paint
Purchase foil & foam window blockers for the windows.
Remove chimney from roof.
Remove chimney base from kitchen. (Engineer consult needed)
Ensure the air ducts are all fitted properly.
Install an air conditioner in winter.
Clean moss off roof. Add mossicide after?
Caulk cracks in siding.
Remove paint from bubbling side, repaint.
Identify where all the exterior water drainage systems are.
Sewer scope?
What is that pipe hole in the yard?
Figure out which wires can be removed from the outside of the house?
Fix wobbly side-yard stairs.
Fix fences.
Replace shitty fence.
Fix driveway
Find and replace rotted exterior trim & window trim, noted in inspection report.
Tighten front steps handrail.
Monitor roof closely for leaks, especially at the caulked spot.
Pull off panes in garage roof, inspect what's behind them.
Get replacement filter above the oven.
Get a water valve installed behind the fridge, and new braided metal hoses.
Check all CO and Smoke detectors.
Properly wire lights in the attic.
Hook up the hose on the outside of the garage.
Expand window in basement bedroom. (Dig pit outside?)
Add all receipts for previous work to this wiki